With my heart ticking like a bomb in a birdcage

ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:58:22 -0400

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:53:00 -0400

lascocks: excessunrated: sealprinceling: “Actual...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:34:46 -0400

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS

rangerkimmy: angelfire93: Alright, if you’re a consumer and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:23:28 -0400

rangerkimmy:

angelfire93:

Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.

DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below:

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someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:17:33 -0400

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

hypnus: maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:13:28 -0400

hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

"When was super depressed, I wasn’t working—I was always too depressed. Hemingway did his best work..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:07:18 -0400

“

When was super depressed, I wasn’t working—I was always too depressed. Hemingway did his best work when he didn’t drink, then he drank himself to death and blew his head off with a shotgun. Someone asked John Cheever, “What’d you learn from Hemingway?” and he said “I learned not to blow my head off with a shotgun.” I remember going to the Michigan poetry festival, meeting Etheridge Knight there and Robert Creeley. Creeley was so drunk—he was reading and he only had one eye, of course, and had to hold his book like two inches from his face using his one good eye. But you look at somebody like George Saunders—I think he’s the best short story writer in English alive—that’s somebody who tries very hard to live a sane, alert life.

You’re present when you’re not drinking a fifth of Jack Daniel’s every day. It’s probably better for your writing career, you know? I think being tortured as a virtue is a kind of antiquated sense of what it is to be an artist.

”

- In an interview with The Fix, Mary Karr debunks the toxic mythology that it is necessary to be damaged in order to be creative. My own vehement defiance to that mythology is what led me to choose Ray Bradbury – the ultimate epitome of creating from joy rather than suffering – as the subject of my contribution to The New York Times’ The Lives They Lived.

Pair with Karr on why writers write.

(via explore-blog)

shiitsuu: Title: Dress You Up ! SHERLOCKArtist:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:05:18 -0400

shiitsuu:

Title: Dress You Up ! SHERLOCK
Artist: kureta
Artist commentary:

I drew a Sherlock transformation scene. The transformation item is an iPhone. The condition for his transformation is receiving a signal from his sole friend John. His transformation scene is mainly referenced from “HeartCatch PreC●re”.

Translator: Eggy
Notes: Read from right to left. I just left out the sound effects during the transformation sequence. They’re all like, “*twinkle*” etc., anyway ~~and it sounds stupid in English, lol~~.

Please do not remove the credits!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:45:35 -0400

faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:15:56 -0400

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

jusuinegai: finally done omg HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICKEN… (first part...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:13:28 -0400

jusuinegai:

finally done omg HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICKEN…

(first part here)

llbwwb: Lemurs by Vladimir Popov / Uhaiun.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:40:14 -0400

llbwwb:

Lemurs by Vladimir Popov / Uhaiun.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:22:29 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:59:23 -0400

older-aang: baw-bee: sophieonpage: thegoddamazon: I present...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:55:19 -0400

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:54:08 -0400

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

hellyhelly: Just showing one of the sketches for one of the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:43:39 -0400

hellyhelly:

Just showing one of the sketches for one of the pics I’ll open the Fire Emblem fanart blog with! D:
I can’t decide on whether to show his face or not so I’LL JUST FINISH BOTH.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:00:15 -0400

your cosplays are fantastic! do you do commissions? I'm looking to get something made for this summer :)

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:00 -0400

Aw, thank you so much! That’s very sweet of you to say. :) As for this Summer, I’m… not sure, it would have to depend on how complicated it is. I’ve already got two more costumes in my backlog that need to be done by July, haha. What were you thinking about getting done?

withprettywords: Sir, you die in like 5 minutes and then he...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:23 -0400

withprettywords:

Sir, you die in like 5 minutes and then he gets very popular