With my heart ticking like a bomb in a birdcage
I'm guessing most Rosencrantz/Guildenstern slashfics revolve around them trying to figure out which name to scream in bed.
June 2012
May 2012
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don’t know what it is. Well I know. It’s apathy. That’s the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives a Fuck.”
—David Wong, John Dies at the End. (via tc4tay)
mandrake came SO close to getting laid w/ jane like omfg they were in the LOBBY waiting for the limo and they were all s e x u a l t en s i on and suddenly jane was like hey do you feel that and john was like yeah shh dont talk
like nat, put your dick down
suddenly bart comes flying through the window as a fucking frog and suddenly nat forgets about his boner and is like BARTIMAEUS MY LOVE and jane is like what the fck is going on hey we were having a moment excus u
and nat’s like cAN;T YOU SEE MY BOYFRIEND IS DYING OMFG GO AWAY
and jane’s like oh haha ha
ha a
HA ive finally found your weakness john mandrake YOU ARE GAY
1000000000000000%
HOMO
and john’s like yeah
the end
omg
a c c u r a t e
I can’t
- ~*~*~the bartimaeus trilogy~*~*~
- me: wow im laughing
- me: through my tears
i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or
